Haven't updated this in a while. Hmm. Don't really know what to say...



"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it


changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator

(Source: slothblog)




wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste



tumblr users get offended over the stupidest and smallest things like if someone says they don’t like bananas some annoying anon will probably go to their askboxes and write an essay on why bananas are wonderful and how you’re an insensitive and rude person and u shouldn’t judge the banana are u fuckign kidding me